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Pet Plants
Pet Plants are the latest craze to hit the UK. Fresh from the Orient, these miniature marvels are absolutely 'alive and beautiful.'Pet Plant is a fashionable kit for your phone or key ring and are lots of fun to grow. Once grown (3-6 months) they can be easily transplanted to a larger pot for your home or garden or even present them to your loved ones when they have grown up and are ready for a bigger pot.There are four different Pet Plant species to adopt. Each Pet Plant has their own unique beauty and characteristics. Pet Plants are linked to different oriental charms to make them the perfect gift for close family and friends. Choose between Strength, Happiness, Prosperity and Love. Please make your selection from the drop down box below. Whilst we will make every attempt to send you the option you choose, we may send you a different variety if we are out of stock of your chosen plant.Pet Plants are very cute and are loads of fun to care for. Just give them sunshine or office light and water occasionally and they will grow in their capsule. Treating your Pet Plant with TLC (Tender Love and Care) is the only requirement.Pet Plants come with a lanyard that is ideal for your mobile phone or keychain. Take your Pet Plant with you everywhere you go and amaze your friends. No one will believe they are alive.Dimensions:Height - 4cm / 1.5' Width - 1.6cm / 0.6' |
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Mopod Series 1 - Kitten
Unfortunately it's the privileged few that can have their mobile switched on at work. So what do you do when you're waiting for that all important text or call? Switch your mobile to silent and sneakily check to see if it's come in? How frustrating can it be when that all important call is now an important missed call?The all new MOPODS are an inexpensive, fun and simple way to be notified every time your mobile phone receives a text, call or e-mail. Providing you keep your MOPOD no more that 1m outside your phone's radius the LED lights in the base will flash and the character enclosed in the dome will rotate, all to let you know you're being contacted even if your phone can't.MOPODS come in six great characters making them an ideal gift for boys and girls alike, please make your selection from kitten, puppy, gangster, monster, devil and bulldog from the list above.Meet the Characters...Kitten - This little kitty is always well-groomed, purrfectly pink from ear to tail. Take her out for a posh lunch or a trip to the beauty parlour, she just loves meeting new people. Monster - An unlikely but inspired escort at parties, Monster's unblinking eye works wonders when wrapping up boring conversations and winning fights over the last sausage roll. Gangster - Great company for those evenings spent chillin' in ya pimped up motor down at the supermarket car park. He's bad, rad and mad but don't get in his way or he'll pop a cap in your *@+*!! Devil - He is the ideal partner in crime when you're feeling a bit naughty! Just put Devil on your shoulder and then listen out for all the wicked schemes he whispers! Bulldog - Like anyone who drags their paws on the floor, Bulldog is a force to be reckoned with. He's just the dog to have on your side, never failing to out-cheer the opposition! Puppy - Perfectly trained, he's desperate to please with his waggy tail and clever tricks. Bring him out whenever you need to ask a favour - no one can resist his puppy dog eyes.More fantastic designs and features will appear in the next few months so keep checking back to see what's new! |
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Farting A Guffer's Guide
From how to drop one discreetly to how blame someone else, this guide tells you everything you wanted to know about farting (and more...) Farting, trumping, guffing, blowing off, bottom burping... whatever you call it, we all do it. Apart from the Queen, obviously. Some people like to discreetly keep such matters private, whereas others are happy to proudly let one rip with a flourish and a cheer. If you're part of the second group, embrace your love of lavatorial humour with Farting A Guffer's Guide. |
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MoPod Series 1 - Puppy
Unfortunately it's the privileged few that can have their mobile switched on at work. So what do you do when you're waiting for that all important text or call? Switch your mobile to silent and sneakily check to see if it's come in? How frustrating can it be when that all important call is now an important missed call?The all new MOPODS are an inexpensive, fun and simple way to be notified every time your mobile phone receives a text, call or e-mail. Providing you keep your MOPOD no more that 1m outside your phone's radius the LED lights in the base will flash and the character enclosed in the dome will rotate, all to let you know you're being contacted even if your phone can't.MOPODS come in six great characters making them an ideal gift for boys and girls alike, please make your selection from kitten, puppy, gangster, monster, devil and bulldog from the list above.Meet the Characters...Kitten - This little kitty is always well-groomed, purrfectly pink from ear to tail. Take her out for a posh lunch or a trip to the beauty parlour, she just loves meeting new people. Monster - An unlikely but inspired escort at parties, Monster's unblinking eye works wonders when wrapping up boring conversations and winning fights over the last sausage roll. Gangster - Great company for those evenings spent chillin' in ya pimped up motor down at the supermarket car park. He's bad, rad and mad but don't get in his way or he'll pop a cap in your *@+*!! Devil - He is the ideal partner in crime when you're feeling a bit naughty! Just put Devil on your shoulder and then listen out for all the wicked schemes he whispers! Bulldog - Like anyone who drags their paws on the floor, Bulldog is a force to be reckoned with. He's just the dog to have on your side, never failing to out-cheer the opposition! Puppy - Perfectly trained, he's desperate to please with his waggy tail and clever tricks. Bring him out whenever you need to ask a favour - no one can resist his puppy dog eyes.More fantastic designs and features will appear in the next few months so keep checking back to see whats new! |
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Valentine's Flowers
Everyone says ladies love chocolates, their even supposed to love some guy called James, but for those of you who arent so down with the kids, help is at hand, for there is but one eternal truth. LADIES LOVE FLOWERS and all things flowery. So buy your flowers, chocolates and book the table at your favourite eatery then show them that you really can go the extra mile with these sumptuously scented red rose petals.With over 100 of these super soft Rose Petals you’ll have the ability to indulge into romance with passion and sexiness that will leave your other half like putty in your hands. Spread them from the door step to the bedroom, over your bed (Clean bed linen would also be a nice touch) around your bathroom or even in the bath with some scented candles. Then sit back, throw in some suave one liners over a bottle of plonk, turn on the James Bond charm (who needs cupid eh?) and enjoy!Now that we’ve single handedly sorted all your valentines conundrums we’ll get back to dealing with the real issues like the coffee pot in the office always being empty and who’s turn it is to buy the doughnuts. Can also be used for wedding’s, bar mitzvah’s, anniversaries or even because you care. Just remember………. Love is in the air everywhere you look around. |
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Voodoo Candle
If Valentine's Day still manages to loom gloomily in your diary and that break-up has left a bitter taste in your mouth then fear not! The Voodoo Candle is the perfect solution to satisfy your revenge requirements…thankfully without involving any criminal activity! Measuring over an inch thick, this rather chunky little candle has been cleverly crafted into the shape of a person; the wicks have been placed in tactical places so that when you light them you can imagine your ex…eek! Picture them squirm as you set fire the candle’s associated body parts. That bitter taste will disappear in no time…revenge is sweet! |
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Mopod Series 2 - Little Bird
Unfortunately it's the privileged few that can have their mobile switched on at work. So what do you do when you're waiting for that all important text or call? Switch your mobile to silent and sneakily check to see if it's come in? How frustrating can it be when that all important call is now an important missed call?Mopods are an inexpensive, fun and simple way to be notified every time your mobile phone receives a text, call or e-mail. Providing you keep your MOPOD no more that 1m outside your phone's radius the LED lights in the base will flash and the character enclosed in the dome will rotate, all to let you know you're being contacted even if your phone can't.We brought you Series One with its crazy penguin. cute kitten and friends and now we present to you Series Two. Choose between Spaceman, Princess, Little Bird and Panda. Whichever you choose your new Mopod is sure to become the envy of all your friends.Dimensions:Height - 5.5cmDiameter - 2.3cm |
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Mopod Series 2 - Panda
Unfortunately it's the privileged few that can have their mobile switched on at work. So what do you do when you're waiting for that all important text or call? Switch your mobile to silent and sneakily check to see if it's come in? How frustrating can it be when that all important call is now an important missed call?Mopods are an inexpensive, fun and simple way to be notified every time your mobile phone receives a text, call or e-mail. Providing you keep your MOPOD no more that 1m outside your phone's radius the LED lights in the base will flash and the character enclosed in the dome will rotate, all to let you know you're being contacted even if your phone can't.We brought you Series One with its crazy penguin. cute kitten and friends and now we present to you Series Two. Choose between Spaceman, Princess, Little Bird and Panda. Whichever you choose your new Mopod is sure to become the envy of all your friends.Dimensions:Height - 5.5cmDiameter - 2.3cm |
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Desktop Stress Relief
Blah, blah, blah, moan, grumble, whinge. Isn’t life stressful. Sitting in the office listening to your colleagues moan constantly can be a right pain in the posterior. Couple that with the constant irritating chirp of every phone in the world ringing in your ear, all the late deliveries and irate clients you have to deal with on a daily basis and you could be excused from blasting off, ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!Just a little something for all you stressed Eric’s out there. The desktop stress rocket provides instant relief from those headache situations. If you feel the tension rising or you’d like to lash out because there are no biscuits left, then bang on the launch pad of your desktop rocket and watch it soar like and eagle. There really is nothing like a bit of gratuitous desktop violence to relieve that built up every day tension. |
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Magic White Christmas
The reality of a White Christmas may be a thing of the past, but this Magic Christmas Scene makes it easy to re-create. The box contains a moulded base-tray and the pre-cut cardboard scene to assemble. Simply add the magic liquid, and within 2 hours crystal snow starts to form on the roof and leaves will start to appear on the tree. Full instructions are included. |
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Hot Packs (Blue Hotstuff Twin Pack)
For those cold moments when no other human is around to offer shared hand warmth, these excellent devices banish the chill. |
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Pocket mirror
Quality Addex handy pocket size mirror in a pvc leather effect protective case. 8cm by 8cm |
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Electronic Sudoku Game
In what seems to have been a very short space of time Sudoku has become a worldwide phenomena in the gaming world. The number puzzles attract people of all ages and gender in the challenge to solve the grids. Here's your chance to get away from pencil and paper and enjoy 999 programmed puzzles with an endless supply of unique random puzzles. The electronic sudoku game can be set to easy medium or hard and features an alert sound for an incorrect entry and a self play demo to help you hone your skills. You can save and resume your last game store the last nine puzzles and view a timer to keep track of game length. |
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Diet Decision Maker
Take the decision making out of dieting with this novelty magnetic talking decision maker. The tasty looking bakewell tart is activated by pressing the cherry on the cake |
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Waboba Ball Extreme
The waboba bounces on water and is the latest craze. just throw the waboba ball on water and watch it bounce. |
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Willie Bath Bomb
Put the fizz back in your love life. To enjoy a long sensuous experience slip the willie bath bomb into your hot bath. Let the willie do the work while you luxuriate in the softening water. |
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Giant Stress Boob
Squeeze and fondle your stress away with this realistic looking tactile giant squidgy boob stress balls |
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Football Tabletop Shootout
This mini football design hover disc with a black foam bumper will provide fun for any desktop footy fanatic. |
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Football Desktop Shootout
This mini football design hover disc with a black foam bumper will provide fun for any desktop footy fanatic. |
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Tight Git Wallet
The tight git wallet has sewn up pockets, perfect for the miser who wants to hang on to their cash. Being so tight, you will probably want to use the wallet. |
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Mini Retro Bedlam Puzzle
The ultimate thinker's puzzle - the 14 ingeniously shaped pieces form a cube and once removed they just have to be fitted back. In fact there are 19186 different solutions. So shouldn't be too difficult right? Wrong! In fact it is very difficult indeed. The inventors claim it could take months even years if attempted at random. Only planning familiarity and patience will help. |
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Large Cranberry & Cherry Candle
The special yuletide blend of cranberry and cherries has been infused into this beautifully scented candle which makes you feel warm and festive before you've even lit the wick and enjoyed the deep and fruity aroma. Attractively presented in an 11cm circular glass tube with a Merry Christmas gift tag included making it the perfect stocking filler or quick gift. |
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Mug Boss
It's time to toughen up your wimpy office mug. Turn a boring mug into a mega strong stationary holder with Mug Boss. Lets be honest there is nothing exciting or masculine about a desk tidy... well that was the case before the Mug Boss was born! This genius invention instantly transforms an ordinary mug into a mega-strong container for all that desk gear. It has twelve durable pockets which can hold almost anything (...pens pencils screwdrivers laser pointers paper clips). Larger items can go directly into the mug itself. To top it off a hook and loop closure (which fastens through the handle) holds the whole thing secure. |
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Magnetic Photo Frame And Card Holder
A new stress relieving gizmo/desktop plaything that is so enthralling you'll forget your worries your work and everything else in between! Incredibly addictive the magical magnetic anti-stress spheres have to be the ultimate stress relieving toy making these the modern day equivalent of worry beads. Simply slide a photograph or a business card for an alternative picture/card holder. |
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Analogue Clock
This stylish and slightly quirky silver and blue analogue clock makes you work that little bit harder to tell the time which in my humble opinion makes a change compared to the current trend of huge digital time displays. Clock stand measures 15cm in height by 9cm in width. Requires 1xAA battery (not included). |
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