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UBFunkeys (Lotus Tribe)
Collectable art toys have collided with a secret online universe in the shape of UBFunkeys - cute little USB-friendly creatures that can be connected to your computer in order to unlock the world of Funkeytown. Virtual genius! |
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Orange Flower Shaped Ice Tray/chocolate Mould
Made of soft flexible Silicone; this tray is great for ice cubes chocolates Jell-O and butter. Made with FDA approved pure food grade silicone it has no bulk fillers; Oven microwave freezer and dishwasher safe. Even heat distribution; Quick and even cooling: Can go from -58 degrees Fahrenheit to 572 degrees Fahrenheit. Non-stick finish will not retain odours or flavours; Rinses and wipes clean easily. Flexible for easy removal; Can be folded for easy storage. Tray measures 17.7cm x 17.7cm x 1.2cm. |
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Magic Text Bean
The text bean is the latest and most magical way of sending a greeting. its easy. Simply open the canm, water and wait and within a few days your bean will sprout and grow to reveal magic message. Also available: ' Happy Birthday' 'Miss Brilliant' and 'Mr Brilliant' |
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Pornstar Mug
Blimey you're going to have to drink carefully from this star shaped mug get it wrong and you'll be wearing the contents in no time. Still if you are a true pornstar you'll probably be used to having hot liquid splashed onto your chest. Ahem moving swiftly on the bright colour and quirky shape of this mug make it a fun and unique gift to give or receive. |
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Does My Bum Look Big Mug
Does my bum look big? Hmm now there's five simple words that can bring a man to his knees. The key here fellas is to think fast and answer correctly (not necessarily accurately) with just the right amount of sincerity to avoid suspicion. Get the answer wrong even in the smallest possible way and you know you'll be sleeping on the sofa and eating from the dog bowl for at least the next month. Do say: "No darlin' it's beautifully proportioned just like the rest of your amazing body". Don't say: "Well the local council wrote last week and they want to assign it its own postcode". This shapely mug celebrates the female form and praises men who successfully dodge relationship bullets that are casually fired their way from time to time. |
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Football Survival Kit
With the Football survival kit the lady of the house can dish out the red and yellow cards. A fun way for any female to survive this years world cup |
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Drama Queen Tiara
A gift for a drama queen! Glittery tiara for a self-important drama queen - makes a perfect present for office Christmas parties and secret Santa's. According to the Urban Dictionary a drama queen is someone who turns something unimportant into a major deal and blows things way out of proportion when ever the chance is given. I'm sure that we all know someone like that don't we Ladies and Gentlemen? |
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Mad Cow Mug
Just about everybody knows a mad cow figuratively speaking of course. I shall mention no names but we've got a self confessed mad cow here in the humble offices of alt-gifts. She's easy to spot as you'll normally find her either talking to herself loudly making strange noises with her mouth hunting frantically for her lost car keys/pen/lighter/paperwork or swearing loudly at her computer. Trust me she's quality entertainment to watch...just as long as you don't have to share the same office space. Bless her someone should before she hurts herself. |
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Sex Kitten Mug
So then ladies are you the purrrfect lover or just a soggy hairball? What does it matter? With this cleverly shaped mug you'll feel every inch the sex kitten every time you sip your cocoa ready for an early night of frisky fun under the sheets with your favourite "tom cat". |
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Hand Care Kit
This therapeutic hand care kit contains everything you'll need for a mini manicure treat. Neatly contained within the transparent carry case is 110ml of fruity hand wash 110ml of rejuvenating hand lotion towelling sponge and a mini manicure pack containing a nail file nail clippers cuticle trimmer tweezers and angled nail scissors. |
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Foot Care Kit
This therapeutic foot care kit contains everything you'll need to give you feet a well deserved treat! Neatly contained within the transparent carry case is 100ml of invigorating foot wash 100ml of cooling foot lotion towelling sponge and a mini pedicure pack containing a nail file nail clippers cuticle trimmer tweezers and angled nail scissors. |
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Moshi Monster Mopods (Diavlo)
Moshi Monsters are playful little creatures you can adopt online, but they've somehow muscled in on the world of mobile accessories. Each weird but wonderful dome-dwelling character wiggles and spins when a call or text comes in. We feel a global craze a-coming! |
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Blue Shell Shaped Ice Tray/chocolate Mould
Made of soft flexible Silicone; this tray is great for ice cubes chocolates Jell-O and butter. Made with FDA approved pure food grade silicone it has no bulk fillers; Oven microwave freezer and dishwasher safe. Even heat distribution; Quick and even cooling: Can go from -58 degrees Fahrenheit to 572 degrees Fahrenheit. Non-stick finish will not retain odours or flavours; Rinses and wipes clean easily. Flexible for easy removal; Can be folded for easy storage. Tray measures 17.7cm x 17.7cm x 1.2cm. |
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Moshi Monster Mopods (Furi)
Moshi Monsters are playful little creatures you can adopt online, but they've somehow muscled in on the world of mobile accessories. Each weird but wonderful dome-dwelling character wiggles and spins when a call or text comes in. We feel a global craze a-coming! |
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For You Grandma Photo Frame
This For You Grandma Photo Frame is a beautiful simply designed but very effective photo frame that makes a great gift for your very special Grandma.... |
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Nanna For You Photo Frame
This For You Nanna Photo Frame is a beautiful simply designed but very effective photo frame that makes a great gift for your very special Nanna.... |
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For You Granny Photo Frame
This For You Granny Photo Frame is a beautiful simply designed but very effective photo frame that makes a great gift for your very special Granny.... |
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Never Again Novelty Mug
Did that 'swift pint down the local' turn into a full blown drinking session that the Lib Dem's Charles Kennedy (allegedly) would be proud of? Ease the pain of the horrible morning after headache and console yourself from the ravages of the demon drink with a hot beverage poured into this empathetically styled and labelled 'Never again' novelty mug. |
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Hot Lips Novelty Mug
This novelty Hot lips mug has been shaped to resemble a pair of yes you've guess it lips and has the slogan 'Hot Lips' printed on one side and a pair of puckered lips printed on the back of the mug. So if you believe that you're a smooth smoocher or perhaps you possess a pair of luscious lips that could rival Angelina Jolie's then (please call me!) this mug should be right up your street. |
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Moshi Monster Mopods (Zommer)
Moshi Monsters are playful little creatures you can adopt online, but they've somehow muscled in on the world of mobile accessories. Each weird but wonderful dome-dwelling character wiggles and spins when a call or text comes in. We feel a global craze a-coming! |
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Moshi Monster Mopods (Katsuma)
Moshi Monsters are playful little creatures you can adopt online, but they've somehow muscled in on the world of mobile accessories. Each weird but wonderful dome-dwelling character wiggles and spins when a call or text comes in. We feel a global craze a-coming! |
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Moshi Monster Mopods (Luvli)
Moshi Monsters are playful little creatures you can adopt online, but they've somehow muscled in on the world of mobile accessories. Each weird but wonderful dome-dwelling character wiggles and spins when a call or text comes in. We feel a global craze a-coming! |
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Time For T Mug
This T shaped novelty mug has to be a kitchen essential for all you die hard tea drinkers out there. Did you know that the UK's population drinks 165 million cups of tea a day which equals 62 billion cups per year? 86% of tea is consumed at home and more than 25% of milk consumed in the UK is taken with tea. I could go on with the trivia but I've even managed to bore myself so god only knows what you're doing still reading this go and have a cup of tea or something. |
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Beach Mat
This is a self-opening beach mat that redefines style and function for beach accessories. The patented design opens instantly from a compact 19” disc to a generous 65" X 38" oval providing a soft clean flat surface for relaxing in the sun. Unlike its predecessors this self-opening beach mat keeps sun seekers dry and comfortable with a water resistant polyester backer and a built-in pillow. Please note colours may vary. |
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The Pocket Gardens
Whether you're growing strawberries at your desk, your own four-leaf-clovered luck, you want them to Forget Me Not, or perhaps sending someone a message that they're Hot Stuff, the Pocket Gardens are a charming and inspired idea. |
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