Glitter Sticks (Pack of 10)

150mm wooden stick with shiny foil strands on top.

drinkstuff.com

£1.75

They Were Out Of Control... - Greetings Card

They were out of control and hungry for cock greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little more heart warming than the message on the cover!

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.75

Trevor Never Quite Got... - Greetings Card

Trevor never quite got the idea of housework. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little less sarcastic than the message on the cover!

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.75

We Know Your Secret. You Love Cock - Greetings Card

We know your secret. You love cock. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little less sarcastic than the message on the cover!

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.75

Grow Your Own Brain

The grow your own brain will grow 600 times its original size when placed in room temperature water.

Gadget Pages

£1.75

Grow Your Own Millionaire

The grow your own millionaire will grow 600 times its original size when placed in room temperature water.

Gadget Pages

£1.75

Grow Your Own Willy

The grow your own willy, will grow 600 times its original size when placed in room temperature water.

Gadget Pages

£1.75

Grow Your Own Rubber Duck

The grow your own rubber duck will grow 600 times its original size when placed in room temperature water.

Gadget Pages

£1.75

Grow Your Own Personal Trainer

The grow your own rubber duck will grow 600 times its original size when placed in room temperature water.

Gadget Pages

£1.75

Jolly Roger Blowers

Pack of 8 party blowers.

Letterbox

£1.75

Do I Look Like I Fly Fucking Economy - Greetings Card

Do I look like I fly fucking economy. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little more demure than the message on the cover!

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.75

Grow Your Own Goldfish

The grow your own goldfish will grow 600 times its original size when placed in room temperature water.

Gadget Pages

£1.75

I Love You More Than Kylie - Greetings Card

I love you more than Kylie. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little more heartfelt than the message on the cover!

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.75

Happy Birthday Wanker - Greetings Card

Happy Birthday wanker. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little less sarcastic than the message on the cover!

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.75

Jolly Roger Napkins

16 co-ordinating paper napkins.

Letterbox

£1.75

Jolly Roger Paper Plates

Pack of 8 plates.9'/23cm.

Letterbox

£1.75

Jolly Roger Paper Cups

8 matching cups.

Letterbox

£1.75

Seasons Greetings To One And All... - Greetings Card

Seasons Greetings to one and all (except you) greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little more heart warming than the message on the cover!

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.75

8 Metallic Party Blowers

A pack of 8 classic party blowers in four colours.

Letterbox

£1.75

Grow Your Own Pole Dancer

The grow your own pole dancer will grow 600 times its original size when placed in room temperature water.

Gadget Pages

£1.75

Happy Fucking Birthday - Greetings Card

Happy fucking birthday. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little less sarcastic than the message on the cover!

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.75

Fancy A Tit Wank - Greetings Card

Fancy a tit wank. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little less sarcastic than the message on the cover!

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.75

You Too Can Be A Wanker - Greetings Card

You too can be a wanker greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little more heart warming than the message on the cover!

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.75

For Such A Cheap Whore... - Greetings Card

For such a cheap whore Roxy had fabulous wallpaper. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little less sarcastic than the message on the cover!

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.75

Fuck The Diet I Need Carbs - Greetings Card

Fuck the diet I need carbs. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little less sarcastic than the message on the cover!

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.75