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Foam Putty
A cross between slime (mixed with polystyrene) and modelling clay that has become a huge craze. The stodgy substance feels moist to touch but is not messy and can be modelled pressed into shapes to make pictures or used as a covering for vases glasses etc. Alternatively it is just great stuff to play with. Kept in the air tight tub it lasts indefinitely or left to dry it becomes solid and spongy. Assorted fluorescent colours. |
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ASBO Certificate - No Dress Sense
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the FASHION POLICE for HAVING NO DRESS SENSE. Restrictions are as follows: You must employ a stylist get rid of the cheap bling take a colour blindness test stop buying clothes from supermarkets car boot sales and charity shops stop wearing odd socks stupid hats flower power tops and big undies. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag. |
£1.95
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Duracell Plus Batteries - AA
Pack of 4 Duracell Plus AA type alkaline batteries extra heavy duty. |
£1.95
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ASBO Certificate - Crap Dancing
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the MINISTRY OF MOVES for CRAP DANCING! Restrictions are as follows: You are not allowed to: Show up anywhere where there is a dance floor sway or shuffle your feet nod your head or click your fingers to music wear cheap flares loud tops or cheap jewellery until you've had dancing lessons (preferably not from your Dad!) For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag. |
£1.95
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Duracell Plus Batteries - C
Pack of 2 Duracell Plus C type alkaline batteries extra heavy duty. |
£1.95
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ASBO Certificate - Bad Taste In Music
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the TUNES TASK FORCE for AWFUL TASTE IN MUSIC! Restrictions are as follows: You must wear headphones at all times keep away from the pub juke box keep your car windows closed and the volume down stop ranting about weirdo groups and singers have your ears and club credibility checked apologise to all your friends who have had to endure too many crap tunes for too long. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag. |
£1.95
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Battery Alkaline MN1500 (AA) Four Pack
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£1.95
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Musical Happy Birthday - Blue
This fun re-usable musical candle plays ‘Happy Birthday to You’.Battery included. 4”/10cm high. |
£1.95
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Ipod Portable Speakers
The Soundpod MP3/iPod Portable Speakers are compatible with all types of iPod, portable CD or MP3 players and are both stylish and functional. They can be run off either mains or battery power, allowing them to be used whilst at home or on-the-go. They are also foldable so are easily transported. This compact travel speaker system is ideal for use at the office, home, or anywhere you go. You can enjoy high quality stereo sound produced from the i-speakers. Cosmetically designed to match the iPod, it will also work with any portable CD or MP3 player. It will also act as a stand when used with an iPod. The unique fold-up design protects the speakers and makes it easy to carry around. Power Supply: 4 X AAA Batteries (included). The iPod Speakers feature a built in line in cable which is integrated into the centre of the unit, allowing any MP3 player from any manufacturer to be easily connected. The i-Speaker is the perfect audio gift as it will work with any portable audio/visual device like the Sony PSP, iPod, Creative ZEN - the options are endless. Features: This compact travel speaker system is ideal for use at the office, home, or anywhere you go You can enjoy high quality stereo sound produced from i Speaker Cosmetically designed to match the iPod, it will also work with any portable CD or MP3 players. It will also act as a stand when used with an iPod The unique fold-up design protects the speakers and makes it easy to carry around Power Supply: 4 X AAA Batteries (included) Technical Data: Power Supply: 4 X AAA Batteries (included) Frequency: 200HZ-12KHZ Impedance: 4 Ohms Sensitivity: 89 dB THD: <0.1% Material: ABS Plastic Plug: 3.5mm Dimensions: extended: 190x62x62mm folded: 104x62x62mm Includes: Bluetooth USB Dongle, CD Rom and Quick Installation... |
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Musical Happy Birthday - Pink
This fun re-usable musical candle plays ‘Happy Birthday to You’.Battery included. 4”/10cm high. |
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Boob Cubes
Let's face it ice cubes aren't exactly the most interesting things to look at so why not liven up your cocktail by slipping a couple of these frozen boobies into your glass and sex up your drink! Each pack contains one boobie mold measuring approximately 8cm x 5.5cm. Just fill the plastic molds with cold water and place it in the freezer overnight. |
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Bottle Holder With Carabiner Hook
This hard wearing yet stylish bottle holder has a durable nylon strap with carabiner hook and key ring. Simply unscrew the cap from a bottle of water or squash and slide the neck of the bottle into the hole screw the cap back on and fasten the carabiner to your belt. Colour may vary from product image shown. |
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Duracell Plus Batteries - D
Pack of 2 Duracell Plus D type alkaline batteries extra heavy duty. |
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Battery Alkaline MN1604 (PP3) Single
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£1.95
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Battery Alkaline MN1300 (D) Twin Pack
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£1.95
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Battery Lithium CR123A Single
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£1.95
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ASBO Certificate - Too Sexually Demanding
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the PASSION POLICE for BEING TOO SEXUALLY DEMANDING! Restrictions are as follows: You must learn to control yourself (especially in public places) stop talking dirty and groping stop wearing sleazy clothes stop bringing every conversation around to sex stop leering drooling lechering and panting have no less than 3 cold showers a day. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag. |
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Battery Alkaline MN2400 (AAA) Four Pack
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£1.95
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40 Water Bombs
Just add water and throw! What more do we have to say? |
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ASBO Certificate - Too Much Golf
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by LEISURE POLICE for PLAYING TOO MUCH GOLF. Restrictions are as follows: You must not disappear every Saturday and Sunday morning and not return until after dark sneak off work at every opportunity and cancel appointments family meetings trips and holidays birthdays anniversaries Christmas births deaths weddings and Bar Mitzvahs for the pursuit of your obsession - GOLF. You must hand in your golf clubs and membership pass to your partner who will allow you to play 1 round a week. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag. |
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Power Ranger Paper Napkins
A pack of 20 co-ordinating napkins. |
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Oceanic Bathroom Gift Set
Oceanic bathroom gift set containing bodywash gel luxury beauty soap and two bath bombs presented in a little gift box. Makes a thoughtful stocking filler. |
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Spideman Napkins
Pack of 20 napkins. |
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ASBO Certificate - Not Buying A Round
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the TIGHT WAD WATCH for NOT BUYING YOUR ROUND! Restrictions are as follows: You will always be the first person to go to the bar. You will not go to the toilet come over faint recognise an old friend at the other end of the bar disappear or die when it's your round. The usual excuses of wallet in other trousers waiting to pick up bet winnings you were mugged on way to pub "I'm not drinking tonight" bar man won't change a £50 note kids need shoes wage delayed etc. etc. will no longer stand up. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag. |
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ASBO Certificate - Write Your Own
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which comes blank allowing you to fill out who it's been issued by and who the intended recipient is. The restrictions section also comes blank so you can write your own personal witticisms to make this spoof ASBO tailor made to your victim. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag. |
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