Vanilla Bathroom Gift Set

Vanilla bathroom gift set containing bodywash gel luxury beauty soap and two bath bombs presented in a little gift box. Makes a thoughtful stocking filler.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Lavender Bathroom Gift Set

Lavender bathroom gift set containing bodywash gel luxury beauty soap and two bath bombs presented in a little gift box. Makes a thoughtful stocking filler.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

ASBO Certificate - Gossiping

Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by LOOSE TONGUE MILITIA for GOSSIPING. Restrictions are as follows: Don't speak ill of other people - unless they deserve it. Make up what you can't remember. Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story. When told something in confidence only tell 3 other people. Talk behind people's backs - you may upset them if you say it to their faces. Always add something to a story - people are generally worse than you think. If you can't say anything good about a person then - there's always something bad you can say. However you've been caught out so KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT! For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Keychain Kite

This colourful kite folds away into a pocket sized round Polypropylene pouch. Perfect for windy days and for keeping the kids occupied during the holidays as it's a safe and fun way for them to exercise and develop hand to eye coordination.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

ASBO Certificate - Hypochondriac

Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by SICKY SQUAD for being a HYPOCHONDRIAC. Restrictions are as follows: You must stop blubbering on about your bad cold feelings of nausea possible terminal illnesses and feelings of impending bodily malfunction. You must stop using imaginary illnesses as an excuse for time off not going out having sex or seeing your friends. You may not visit the doctor check out symptoms on the internet or even so much as speak to anyone about your problems. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Candy suspender belt

Our Edible Candy Suspender Belt is fashioned from hundreds of colored candies. Once you stop nibbling, you won't be able to stop. Sweet and sexy, the Candy Suspender Belt is one size fits most.

Gadgets UK

£1.95

Stadium Horn

This colourful mini stadium horn really is surprisingly loud! The internal design of the horn has a thick rubbery membrane which produces a deep resounding blast when you blow into the mouth piece. Good noisy fun perfect for sports events or for a little mischief making. Please note that this item is sold in assorted colours. Measures 7cm in length.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Finger Bongos

Tiny drums for anyone who has rhythm in their veins and feels the need to bash out a beat at any given moment. I think it's pretty much guaranteed that it will amaze and entertain the player of these bongos whilst probably annoying the life out of anyone in earshot...which is always a bonus! Finger bongos measure 8cm in width.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Happy Birthday Pastel Candles

Pretty pastel ‘Happy Birthday’ lettering and flower candle set. Letters 1”/2.5cm high.

Letterbox

£1.95

8lb Pen Style Magnetic Pick Up Tool

This powerful magnetic pick-up tool is capable of lifting up to 8 pounds (3.6kg) making it a handy tool for easily picking up dropped tools nuts bolts washers etc in narrow and practically inaccessible areas. Telescopic shaft extends from 131mm - 637mm. Comes complete with pocket clip letting you keep this useful little tool close to hand at all times.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

4 Inch Stainless Steel Magnetic Holding Dish

Magnetic base with non marking cover attaches to any ferrous metal surface 28mm depth. Will even work upside down ideal for temporarily storing nuts bolts etc whilst you're working. Length: 150mm.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Flasher Beeper Keyring

Lost your keys again? Can't find your mobile phone or MP3 player? This useful little gadget is a must have for all those who habitually mislay their personal belongings! Simply whistle and the key finder key ring with flashing light will beep beep sound to signal its location. This brilliant little gadget comes with batteries and also includes two replacement batteries.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Hotel Key Ring

Any idea as to how much I know about this product ladies and gentleman? Well at this present moment in time probably about as much as you do! Ok strap yourself in and get ready for a deluge of data. This key ring features a non slip rubber ring and measures 2.2cm in length 5cm in height and 2.5cm in width and is made from silver finished metal. I sincerely hope you are suitably overwhelmed with such a plethora of useful information because I know I am. Possibly.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Superang Boomerang

Made from soft foam the superang boomerang will certainly cut down the amount of parent/child arguments as it's been intentionally designed to be 'furniture friendly' for both indoor and outdoor use. It flies well is easy to catch and comes in many assorted colourful patterns and wild animal designs. Perfect for keeping the kids occupied during the holidays and a safe and fun way for them to exercise and develop hand to eye coordination. Measures approximately 26cm.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Football Party Invites

Pack of 8 invitations and envelopes.

Letterbox

£1.95

ASBO Certificate - Crap Driving

Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by BYWAY PATROL for CRAP DRIVING. Restrictions are as follows: You must stop driving like a mad person behind the wheel. You must NOT race through lights that have changed to red drive or park on the pavement or reverse on the motorway slip road. You must not race up to speed cameras - slow to 30 mph for a few yards - then race off again. You must also learn to control your road rage and keep your middle fingers on the wheel. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Sex Position Decider

The glow in the dark sex position decider is a simple and fun foreplay game that couples can play when the lights are down low. Simply swing the decision maker and it will decide which sex position you and your lover should play.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Disney Fairy Napkins

Pack of 20 paper napkins.

Letterbox

£1.95

CD Case Swivel Light

How about this for an ingenious way of illuminating your favourite recordings while they're stacked away? This ordinary case slots conveniently into any space previously designed for single CD's and emits a powerful light source simply by swivelling the lamp section away from the main body. The case lights automatically when opened and switches off when returned to its original position. Requires 2 x AAA batteries (included).

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Soooo Fucking Happy Mug

Hmm I didn't know drinking green leaf tea could make people so happy? What do you mean "it's not green leaf tea it's Mary Juana?" I've never even heard of the women? Our lawyers would like me to point out to you that we don't condone the use of illegal substances irrespective of how happy and floaty they make you feel. Who listens to lawyers anyway?

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Work In Progress Traffic Sign Memo Holder

Bits of paper can fly away and post it notes can very easily get buried under a fresh mountain of paperwork to hit your desk. With that in mind you'll never miss an important memo again with these distinctive traffic sign memo holders that allow important notes to be clipped to the sign. Each memo holder measures 11cm in height and is made from silver finished metal and ABS plastic.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Triple X Voucher

Holy mackerel! These really are triple X and damn funny as well. A great fun gift for those of you who are not the most subtle people in the world. WARNING: Due to the adult nature of this product some of the wording may offend people of a more delicate disposition.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Giant Boobie Party Popper

According to the packaging for this boobie party popper "the product is used for inside and outside celebration occasions such as wedding Christmas various entertainment parties etc which can increase the festival atmosphere and promote the celebration to the climax." Now I'm sure that this boobie party popper is good fun for stag nights and other such occasions but I think mentioning climax's is only going to disappoint a room full of blokes?!

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95

Salt, pepper and toothpick dispenser

Salt, pepper and toothpick dispenser in chef hat-shape, plastic white, in giftbox

Gadgets UK

£1.95

Willie Cubes

Let's face it ice cubes aren't exactly the most interesting things to look at so why not liven up your cocktail by slipping a couple of these frozen willies into your glass and sex up your drink! Each pack contains one willie mold measuring approximately 8cm x 5.5cm. Just fill the plastic molds with cold water and place it in the freezer overnight.

Alternative Gifts Ltd

£1.95