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Thomas Napkins
Pack of 16 paper napkins. |
£1.95
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Magic Growing Christmas Tree
Watch your very own Christmas tree grow in just twelve hours with this magic crystal Christmas tree presented in a plastic egg shaped bubble. Makes a perfect low maintenance way to get into the seasonal spirit and ideally sized to add a little colour and interest to your office desktop. Size: 9cm x 6cm. |
£1.95
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ASBO Certificate - Always Being Late
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the TIME AND MOTION POLICE for ALWAYS BEING LATE. Restrictions are as follows: You must always be first in the pub. If you have arranged to meet your boyfriend /girlfriend /partner /spouse you must arrive early with flowers chocolates or booze. Your friends will not cover up for you at work lying to your boss that you are working downstairs /upstairs /outside /in the loo. You must get ready an HOUR before not 5 minutes before you go out. If you are late in future you will grovel on the floor for as many minutes as you are late and buy everybody drinks. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag. |
£1.95
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Celebrity Jungle Strip Mug
When the mug is hot you can watch her clothes disappear |
£1.95
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LED Torch With Karabiner Hook
Made from anodised blue aluminium this mini torch makes a great key fob. Supplied with a snap shut karabiner hook this torch has 1 red LED which is operated by twisting the end of the torch. Gift boxed. |
£1.95
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Celebrity Strip Mug
When the mug is hot you can watch her clothes disappear |
£1.95
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ASBO Certificate - Bad Haircut
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the FASHION POLICE (HEAD office) for being a BAD HAIRCUT! Restrictions are as follows: Wear a hat - even in bed don't go out in daylight - (in case you frighten animals and small children) hide all your mirrors - (in case you frighten yourself!) put a contract out on your hairdresser no more D.I.Y - lock up your scissors and leave the country for 6 months. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag. |
£1.95
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ASBO Certificate - Being Boring
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the THOUGHT POLICE for BEING BORING! Restrictions are as follows: You are not allowed to bore your friends by repeating old stories talking about work or what you did on holiday. Subjects to be avoided: football golf skiing wine cheap flights how you stopped smoking price of your house your kids price of fish etc. You are not allowed to show any home videos or photo albums you must at least pause for breath when people glaze over throw themselves out of windows under buses or become stiff. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag. |
£1.95
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Disney Princess Napkins
Pack of 20 paper napkins. |
£1.95
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Sexy Female Ice Tray
Let's face it ice cubes aren't exactly the most interesting things to look at so why not liven up your cocktail by slipping a couple of these frozen naked ladies into your glass and sex up your drink! Tray measures approximately 19cm width x 10cm height. |
£1.95
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Giant Willie Party Popper
According to the packaging for this wille party popper "the product is used for inside and outside celebration occasions such as wedding Christmas various entertainment parties etc which can increase the festival atmosphere and promote the celebration to the climax." Now I'm sure that this willie party popper is good fun for hen nights and other such occasions but I think mentioning climax's is only going to disappoint a room full of women?! |
£1.95
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Radica RADICA L-SLOTS CASINO
Battery Powered, Colour, Age Suitability, Light/Sound Effects, 2xAAA Batteries, Travel Fun |
£1.97
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ZEON TECH ZEONTECH ALCY BREA TH TEST
LCD Display, 3 Step Breath Tester, Torch Function |
£1.97
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LAVA LAVA USBLAVALA MPBLUE
Blue glitter lamp, Works with USB, No battery required |
£1.97
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Hair Colour Spray (Black)
Loads of whacky colours for your hair! |
£1.99
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Pink Disposable Set (Cutlery Assortment pack of 24)
A range of top quality disposables for the perfect pink themed party. |
£1.99
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Hair Colour Spray (Yellow)
Loads of whacky colours for your hair! |
£1.99
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Hair Colour Spray (Blue)
Loads of whacky colours for your hair! |
£1.99
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Hair Colour Spray (Green)
Loads of whacky colours for your hair! |
£1.99
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Hair Colour Spray (Red)
Loads of whacky colours for your hair! |
£1.99
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Hair Colour Spray (White)
Loads of whacky colours for your hair! |
£1.99
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Hair Colour Spray (Silver)
Loads of whacky colours for your hair! |
£1.99
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Hair Colour Spray (Gold)
Loads of whacky colours for your hair! |
£1.99
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Hair Colour Spray (Blonde)
Loads of whacky colours for your hair! |
£1.99
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Custard Pie Foam Spray
Ready, steady, SPLAT! |
£1.99
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