I think from looking at the packaging that the manufacturers of this life saver vibrator have tried to make it look like a packet of sweets so that its appearance is as inconspicuous as possible. The mauve vibrator concealed measures approximately 11.5cm long and takes a single AA battery to power it. I'm not quite sure why its called the life saver vibrator though as it seems very unlikely that it would save you from drowning or rescue you from a burning building?! Please buy one and write a review just to prove me wrong!
It's not very often that I'm completely lost for words so please just take a moment to have a look at the product image for this big girl drinking bottle and perhaps you will be able to empathise with me. It may not be clear from the picture but the drinking spout is shaped like a penis what really confuses me is why the cartoon bloke is trying to unscrew the girls breast like a jam jar top whilst she seems to have a piece of string tied to his todger?! I suppose she's trying a cheap alternative to Viagra.
If you're one of those people that think the traditional "Do not disturb" sign usually found in hotels is just a little too vague then perhaps this glow in the dark sign featuring a pair of lovers in flagrante could be just the thing for you to hang over your door knob to ensure that you get a little privacy and of course advertise to any passers by that you're getting your groove on!